There’s a headline on ynet today that I am begging someone to make into a sitcom pilot or the premise for a feature film.

Tel Aviv stripper gets drunk, wakes up in Ramallah.

May I suggest Natalie Portman for the role of the stripper? She has already done both strippers and Israelis before, so I feel she’s a natural choice, though I imagine some people would rather see Bar Rafaeli.

What I’m envisioning is kind of a cross between Striptease, Walk on Water and Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Who’s with me?