Sometimes a story is so random, so weird, so out of the blue, that there really is no explanation for it. This story that I’m about to reveal is exactly like that. I can’t tell you why it’s happening. I can just tell you that it is happening.
Mike Tyson is looking into starting a chain of high-end kosher restaurants.
Read that again. Mike Tyson, also known as the craziest person to ever live on this very Earth, is starting a kosher restaurant chain.
I’m not exactly sure where to start here. Tamar was trying to figure out different menu items that could include ears. Please, send in your suggestions.
I’m just hoping he doesn’t serve babies:
kosher
Pronounced: KOH-sher, Origin: Hebrew, adhering to kashrut, the traditional Jewish dietary laws.
