Top 3 reasons not to work at Disney World inside a Mickey Mouse costume:
1) The kids. So many kids.
2) The heat. Florida is not kind during the summer.
3) This article. It seems as though Fundamentalist Islamic clerics are running out of people to give out fatwas to. According to the article, Sheikh Mohammed Al-Munajid, a prominent cleric in Saudi Arabia, believes that Mickey Mouse should be killed because Islamic law refers to the mouse as a “little corrupter.”
By the way, I also heard that one of the Teletubbies was gay.
