Evergreen

Negative commandments.

Go teach that outside.

It's precisely the opposite reason for why they were written in Aramaic in ancient times.

Take a bow.

Blasphemy.

Who may study Torah?

When it's technically legal to marry your mother.

The decisions I make in response to my Jewish inheritance shape my Jewishness more than the specific circumstances into which I was born.    

Execution in non-Jewish courts.

The seven Noahide laws.