I manage my best friend’s JDate profile, which means that when he recently got a message from a 51 year old woman, I got to read said message first (in short: date my daughter! Please!). In my capacity as his JDate manager, I have browsed many a profile and seen some pretty weird things. I have not, however, seen Jesse McCartney’s profile, though apparently he does have one.

(Did you know who Jesse McCartney is? Don’t feel bad, I didn’t either until ten minutes ago.)

Here’s Jesse explaining his unique JDate woes:

Jesse’s not alone. Gossip Girl star Chase Crawford is also on JDate. I wonder if they get matched with the same sketchy girls my best friend does.