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Your New Favorite Jewish Retro Schmear

A delicious and easy appetizer for entertaining.

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My mother always said that some words and expressions sound better in Yiddish. For instance: “carry” literally means the same as “shlep,” but doesn’t quite convey the utter unhappiness of having to carry whatever it is that “shlep” does. Or “shmendrik,” which is, after all, someone more something than just a jerk.—

So too, the Hebrew word “balagan.” It translates to something like “chaotic, confusing, disorderly,” and so on. But if you really want to understand its meaning, come to a Purim celebration.

On Purim we discard the usual rules of synagogue decorum and have a big, noisy, hilarious costume party instead. We tell our kids to stomp their feet and yell or make loud noises with their graggers whenever they hear the name “Haman,” the evil man who tried to annihilate the Jews of ancient Persia. After the reading of the Megillah and all the clatter, we are supposed to go home and eat, drink and make merry!
In fact, adults are instructed to drink wine! Lots of it! Because, after all, it’s a mitzvah to drink

And you will need a little snack to complement all your drinking. Like this smoked trout spread. You can serve it with crackers or slices of baguette and have your guests help themselves. You can make it into a dip for crudités (add a bit more milk or yogurt to soften it somewhat). In either case, make it ahead — even a day — before the festivities and all the wine you might be drinking.

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Smoked Trout Spread

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A quick, light weeknight meal or appetizer.

  • Total Time: 5 minutes
  • Yield: 1 1/2 cups

Ingredients

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  • 8 oz smoked trout, cut into chunks (or use smoked bluefish or whitefish)
  • 3 oz cream cheese
  • 3 scallions, chopped
  • ¼ cup milk (or yogurt), approximately
  • 1 Tbsp lemon juice
  • 1½ tsp prepared white horseradish
  • fresh dill, for garnish (optional)
  • crackers or slices of baguette

Instructions

  1. Place the trout chunks, cream cheese, scallions, milk, lemon juice and horseradish in a food processor or blender and pulse until well-mixed. Add more milk if the mixture seems too thick. Spoon the mixture into a bowl to use as a spread. Garnish with dill if desired.
  2. To make canapés: About 30 minutes before serving, spread equal amounts of the trout mixture onto crackers or bread slices.
  3. To make a dip: Mix in more milk to obtain a soft consistency (2-3 more Tbsp, approximately).
  • Author: Ronnie Fein
  • Prep Time: 5 minutes
  • Category: Appetizer
  • Method: Quick
  • Cuisine: Ashkenazi

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  • Marcia Greenberg

    This sounds wonderful. I live in Florida now and can’t get any of the fish recommended. But I remember how wonderful smoked whitefish was! Good old Lake Superior whitefish! I’m from Chicago

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